KING: | (addressing the COURT) Ladies and gentlemen! |
PRIME MINISTER: | (intoning) Silence. The King has
something to say. All quiet for the King! Nobody talk while
the King is talking. Anyone caught talking… |
KING: | (disapproving tone) Ahem!! |
PRIME MINISTER: | Sorry, Your Majesty.
You may speak now. |
KING: | Thank you. (starts to speak) |
PRIME MINISTER: | I just wanted everyone to
know you were speaking. |
KING: | I think they do. (starts to speak) |
PRIME MINISTER: | So they wouldn’t talk. |
KING: | They aren’t. (starts to speak) |
PRIME MINISTER: | Because if they were to talk while you were… |
KING: | (angry, loud) Enough!! |
PRIME MINISTER: | Sorry. |
KING: | Now, as I was saying… |
PRIME MINISTER: | Yes. |
KING: | (gives PRIME MINISTER another angry look)
As I was saying, it is time for me to give my Queen her very
special birthday present. |
QUEEN: | Oh, Fernando, you shouldn’t have... |
KING: | (As one of the SERVANTS brings in a
pillow with a box on it) And here it is! |
QUEEN: | (opening the box and pulling out a necklace)
Oh! (she feigns feinting) |
COURT: | (ad libbing) Oh! It’s beautiful. Wow, look at those gems! |
QUEEN: | (puts it on) It’s the most beautiful necklace
I have ever seen. Thank you so much, Fernando. |
KING: | You deserve the best. Happy birthday. |
COURT: | (as she shows it off) Happy Birthday! |
QUEEN: | (off stage, screams) |
| (The QUEEN’s screams brings everyone
in the court running in to the throne room, ad libbing). |
COURT: | (ad libbing) What happened? Who screamed?
That sounded like the Queen. Is everything all right? |
QUEEN: | (running on, looking disheveled and
obviously upset) My birthday present! It’s missing! |
KING: | (Running on) What!! The necklace?? |
QUEEN: | (angry)Yes, Fernando. The necklace!
MY necklace. |
KING: | There, there, my dear Esmerelda. You probably
just dropped it under the bed. |
QUEEN: | (angrily) I did NOT just drop it under
the bed. It’s gone. |
PRIME MINISTER: | (rushing on) But, but…
there must be some mistake. Where did you leave it last night? |
QUEEN: | I put in my jewelry box, right beside the bed!! |
PRIME MINISTER: | And was it there this morning? |
QUEEN: | Of course it wasn’t there this morning,
you aardvark! That’s what the word "missing" means!!
Missing. As in gone. Disappeared. Adios! |
PRIME MINISTER: | Oh Dear! |
COURT: | (general gasps and ad libs) Oh Dear! Gone! Can you imagine that! |
KING: | We must find it immediately. |
PRIME MINISTER: | Everyone look around! The Queen’s
necklace must be found. |
| (The COURT immediately starts to look all
over the place. People scurry all over the throne room. There
is a lot of yelling and calling) |
COURT: | (ad libbing) Did you find it? No!
You? Nothing here. Etc. |
PRIME MINISTER: | (as everyone returns)
It doesn’t seem to be around, your highness. It’s gone.
Disappeared. Hasta la vista, baby! |
QUEEN: | Boo hoo! (she starts crying) |
KING: | Nonsense! It must be here somewhere. |
PRIME MINISTER: | Someone must have taken it, Highness.
(The Queen bawls louder) |
KING: | I want everyone’s room searched immediately.
I will offer a huge reward to whomever finds the Queens necklace. |
COURT: | (ad libbing, excitedly) A reward? Oooo.
I hope I find it. Etc. (The COURT scurries off) |
PRIME MINISTER: | I will see to it immediately, Your Majesty. |
KING: | See to it that you do. |
PRIME MINISTER: | Yes, your majesty. |
KING: | Well, what are you waiting for? |
PRIME MINISTER: | Right away. (He turns to the now
empty room for the COURT has scurried away after the reward).
By order of his majesty… |
KING: | (yelling) Go! |
| (The PRIME MINISTER scurries off after the COURT.
The KING goes to the QUEEN, comforting her). |
KING: | There, there, Esmerelda. I’m sure we’ll
find your necklace. |
QUEEN: | ((crying loudly)I hope so!
It was so beautiful!! |
KING: | Now come along, dear. |
| (The KING leads the QUEEN off.
Two SERVANTS enter and take off the thrones, roll up the rug). |